New Breed of Camel?

A new breed of camel?

Here, we see a rare picture of what could be a new breed of camel. This rare photo, taken by a man that would wish to remain anonymous, shows what could be the most ferocious camel of them all. Mr. John Doe, as we will call him, said that, although everything happened too fast for him to understand, what he remembers is a "...flash of red, which I managed to get a picture of, before it rushed me, and tackled me. I woke up to find that the creature had not only spat on me, but crapped on me as well." This shocking discovery has rocked the world of science. Dr. Humpfeldink (From "The Grand 'Ol Bastard University"In great Britain) says, "Doctor gives me happy pills. Camel? Ooh, I remember the three-headed beastie of which you speak! Slayed it I did, too! Deep within the beastie's den, I made a move to adjust my knickerbockers, when sudd....Dammit! Where the hell am I!? Get away from me! Pointy..."